An Open Letter to My High School English Teachers
Freshman year. I hated Romeo and Juliet. They were whiny and over-dramatic, in the span of 24 hours they decided they couldn't live without the other. Reading it was just as tedious; Shakespeare made up words! Why do you think I’d understand what’s going on? Despite the fact that I hated the play, you challenged me to think about it. I spent so many hours in front of my home computer that week, typing and re-typing sentences, trying like hell to make sure you wouldn’t write “awkward” above a phrase I wrote. My other papers that year were fine and all, but handing in my Romeo and Juliet essay was like crossing a finish line in a cross-country race. Getting it back was like a siren call. The next year, you used my essay as the example for the next freshman class to read. You can’t imagine how thrilled I was when you were my teacher again junior year. I read satire and Andy Borowitz, learned that being the early bird really is about getting all the worms; I...